Natural Player Profiles Pt. 2 – The Brazilian Legend (with Hottie Alert!)
(Originally written in October 2009 – but still fresh!)
I highlight some guys I know who grew up naturally gifted around with women…
This is part 2. (Read Part 1: The Social Ninja here)
Is there even a market for dating coaching in South America? Because every South American guy I’ve ever met has been cool, laid-back, and incredibly good with women. The perfect example? Andre.
Last known picture of Andre.
Andre started clubbing in Rio at the ripe old age of 15. He told me once, “In Brazil man, when the club closes at 2 A.M., you go to the club, they close at 6am. Then you go to the club, they close at 10 A.M., and you party all night man.”
His philosophy on life, no matter
*** WARNING WARNING HOTTIE ALERT HOTTIE ALERT ***
SCANNERS HAVE DETECTED A HOT BRUNETTE – we now join the author’s LIVE UNFILTERED thought process already in progress!!
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Hey I got an idea! Why don’t you write a story about your In-N-Out Burger approach right now!!!
YOU DICK! It’s a group of people!!
Do you want to have epic game?
Then fuckin GO!!
Better now than never!
You’re gonna be drivin home and you’re gonna wonder WTF happened… why didn’t you go approach her?
Who cares… nobody’s gonna remember you here anyway!
Holy shit!
you did it! Ok I feel better now.
Wasn’t so bad was it?? haha!!!
haha whats the follow-up?
Duh… don’t expect an answer.
Just say… “What’s your name?”
hey at least you did it. That took some stones brah
You pushed your comfort zone! DAYTIME MIXED GROUP!
Cool. write about it. haha.
Yeah it would have been better if you had approached 1st thing instead of waiting… but at least you fuckin did it man
Ideally this was just to get over your Approach Anxiety. Anything after that is bonus points.
Remember, you gotta do stuff like this constantly if you want to get good!!
Goddammit brain you’re an asshole I am never bringing my laptop out again…!!
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(Direct Day game credit Love Systems instructor Jeremy Soul and approaching mixed groups credit Vercetti)
Anyway, uh, back to Andre -
Andre’s philosophy on life, no matter how fucked up your day is going? “RELAAAX man, relax. Have a beeeer. I call some strippers man. I know these girls they work at the tanning booth man I know some hookers. They come and party. Relax.” He’s somewhat tall and decent looking but he’s not a model by any means. It’s all charm.
ANDRE’S GAME IN A NUTSHELL
I’m at a house party where this hot blonde is quite literally surrounded by dudes. They sit on couches and chairs in a circle around her and compete for her attention.
Andre opens the door, walks in, glides past all these college studs, reaches down, strokes her chin, and says in his thick Brazilian accent – “You have… the most… beautiful… eyes…”
She gets up, mesmerized as Andre takes her hand and walks her outside. The guys go silent.
Instant makeout.
5 minutes later I get a text. I hand him his keys and he takes her home.
WHAT DID I LEARN FROM HIM?
After a party I’m hanging out with a few friends at Andre’s place. My friend’s roommate who’s Woody-Allen-neurotic starts the “this one girl” speech. “She just broke up with her boyfriend, and I want to have sex but I think she’d rather wait, we kissed last night but I wasn’t sure and blah blah blah” and so on, explaining this whole complicated situation to Andre for 10 minutes. And what does Andre do? He listens. He nods. He mulls it over and sips his beer. And right away I can sense that something profound is about to happen.
He pauses, sips his drink, and begins speaking.
“JUST FUCK HER man!”
The moment you start overthinking, remember the words of Andre.
POSTSCRIPT
I wrote this back in 2009. Eli stayed back home when I moved cross country. We’re still in touch. He’s got a girlfriend now but he maintains his mojo by going out constantly and charming every woman in sight. I hope he makes it out to LA soon.
I lost touch with Andre after he moved to the Deep South and, apparently, got married. Looks like the legend has retired…