Can Low Standards Wreck Your Game?

Imagine, if you will, a perfect woman. Your dream girl.

A little from Columns B, C, and DD.

Absolutely stunning in every way possible, totally compatible, and she’s in love with you. Head over heels. The sex will be amazing and blah blah blah fill in your preferences here.

Except…

Megan Fox's Spoon Thumb

1. She’s got a serious case of spoon thumb. (Case in point – Megan Fox)
Would you date her?

2. Her boyfriend dumped her 3 years ago and she’s still not over it.
Would you date her?

3. oh, and she’s part of a Hollywood pseudo-religious cult.
Would you date her?

4. oh, and she can’t stand black people.
Would you date her?

5. Herpes.
Would you date her?

6. The Crying Game. (you totally can’t tell though.)
Would you date her?

7. The cops still haven’t found her last boyfriend’s body.
Would you date her?

Your Results

If you said yes to…

1 – That’s GOLD Jerry.
2 – Set a course for Drama, Captain. Warp 9.
3 – Blame Xenu.
4 – If you’re black my head just exploded right now
5 – Are you sure? Positive?
6 – I hear pink is trendy this season.
7 – File a restraining order. Against yourself.
I said “yes” to every question – Get help.
I said “no” to every question – Hi Hef! How’s the Mansion these days?

(There have been times in my life where I would have said yes to 1 through 3, and yes, even 4.)

Is it worth it to stick to your standards, even on the little stuff?

If you’re single and you turn down a girl with a few minor flaws, you could end up in a dry spell. Consider this. Based on my anecdotal experience (along with my natural player buddies) women can sense it when you’re gettin’ some.

[after a wild night of sex with his girlfriend] “I’m at work, breath all fucked up, no shower, ugly as hell. Every girl’s eyeballin’ me while I’m walkin’ around like Captain Caveman.” – Natural Player Eli

Captain Caaaaavemaaaaaan!

There’s something about getting laid that gives a man some swagger. Maybe it’s pheremones. Maybe it’s your voice dropping pitch or the reduction of ballast in your balls shifting your center of gravity. Either way it’s potent.

So if you are in a dry spell, it’s ok to relax your standards a bit. It’ll keep the beast in your pants happy, and it’ll keep your mojo at full strength. Just don’t take it to extremes and hook up with a land monster.